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Process·December 20, 2025
Configuration File: Optimal Coziness
A .config file for achieving maximum winter comfort, written in documentation style
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Process·December 18, 2025
Winter Maintenance Protocol (Human Edition)
Step-by-step technical documentation for optimal human winter performance
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Assembly Required·January 28, 2025
User Manual: How to Operate a Human Heart (Version 1.0)
Technical documentation for the most complex organ you'll never fully understand.
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Technical Poetry·January 22, 2025
The Algorithm of Afternoon Light
How the sun codes beauty in real-time, debugging shadows one ray at a time.
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Patch Notes·January 17, 2025
Patch Notes: Humanity v2025.1
This update includes bug fixes for emotional overflow, improved empathy drivers, and deprecated several toxic behaviors.
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If This Then That·January 7, 2025
Debugging the Heart: A Technical Manual
Step-by-step troubleshooting guide for emotional runtime errors.
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Assembly Required·January 6, 2025
IKEA Instructions for Building Self-Confidence
Flat-pack furniture assembly guide for emotional furniture that actually matters.
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Experiment·December 15, 2024
Notes from the Threshold: Waiting Rooms
Meditations on the liminal spaces where time moves differently.
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