coziness.config
Winter Environment Settings v2025
User-editable configuration for optimal comfort
[ENVIRONMENT]
temperature_target = 68°F # Celsius users: 20°C
blanket_layers = 3 # Minimum recommended
sock_thickness = maximum
ambient_lighting = dim_warm
candle_count = 2-5 # Fire hazard aware
[BEVERAGE_PROTOCOLS]
hot_beverage_type = tea|coffee|cocoa|mulled_wine
temperature_preference = just_below_scalding
mug_warmth_duration = 15min # Standard degradation
refill_frequency = as_needed
# Known issue: Humans cannot
# maintain optimal without
# occasional existential dread
[SOCIAL_PARAMETERS]
plan_cancellation_threshold = low
go_outside_motivation = minimal
preferred_company = 1-2_people|solitude
video_call_vs_in_person = video_preferred
[ENTERTAINMENT_SETTINGS]
book_reading_hours = increased
screen_time_guilt = disabled
productivity_expectations = lowered
hibernation_mode = enabled
WARNINGS:
- Do not over-optimize. Some cold is required for cozy to mean anything.
- Attempting to maintain summer energy levels will result in system failure.
- Guilt about low productivity is a bug in social programming, not your configuration.
- This config file assumes access to basic resources (shelter, heat, food). If these are not available, file is not applicable. See: mutual_aid.config
KNOWN LIMITATIONS:
- Configuration cannot override seasonal biology
- Optimal coziness still permits occasional melancholy
- No setting eliminates desire for spring
- Perfect implementation still includes difficult days
RELATED DOCUMENTATION:
- spring.config (not yet available, estimated release: March 2025)
- summer.config (deprecated, will not run in current environment)
- fall.config (archived, season expired)